"Man, I have all this change... it's making my wallet bulge. I should go get some more gela-- NO!! No! I will NOT spend my change on more gelato! No! Bad! I will not eat more gelato! I will go down to the post office and use change to buy stamps to send postcards that will NOT make me become one big, round, rolling gelato scoop! Buy stamps!!! Resist gelato!!!"
